better know THIS, sucka: colorado

Even though our flag looks like it’s straight out of the 70s, it was actually designed in 1911. It is law that the diameter of the yellow circle be the same as the height of the white stripe. So you know.

Our state fish is the greenback cutthroat trout. because if you try to steal my greenbacks, i’ll cut your throat.

Our state grass is the blue grama grass, named after its bright green color. our other state grass is cannabis.

We lead the country in beer production. this is in part thanks to Adolph Coors, the world’s only man who can get away with having Adolph for a first name.

Boulder in particular is home to Mork, from Mork and Mindy.